Microsoft Secret Agent
- To: csail-all@
- Subject: Microsoft Secret Agent
- From: Mike Oltmans <moltmans@>
- Date: Fri, 05 Dec 2003 15:01:01 -0500
MSA: Hi I'm the Microsoft Secret Agent. It looks like your neighbor is
writing a letter. Would you like help with your neighbor's letter?
MSA: Starting the email interception wizard... I'm going to ask you a
few questions about what you would like to intercept from your neighbor.
Please select the media you would like to intercept from your neighbor:
o Phone conversation
o Live video
o Viewed web content
USER: E-mail and Phone conversation.
MSA: I'm now going to ask you about the types of information you would
like to intercept.
o All correspondences
o Issues of national or international security
o References to you and people in you Secret Agent Buddy Circle
o Anything that may even be a vague reference to sex
USER: All correspondences
MSA: Thank you for using the Microsoft Secret Agent. After content has
been intercepted and analyzed I will prepare a customized report based
on your preferences and notify you. The first report should be
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