Top Ten ideas to make leaks more bearable

[Michael Oltmans <moltmans@>]

Top Ten ideas to make leaks more bearable (brought to you by a pair of 
Mikes):

10) Use all that recycled rainwater to power your very own toilet! Ewwwww.

9) Dig up the floor tiles under the big yellow X's to search for the 
gold dubloons.  Arrrrhhh Matty they'll be thar!

8) Start your own terrarium with large house plants under leaks.  How 
pleasant.

7) Make tea and cocoa (Ivan, the hurricane, actually tried that one.  He 
dripped all over our tea table).  Tasty.

6) Use them as a dishwasher, just leave dirty dishes under the leak.  Handy.

5) Chinese water torture for new students.  Ah, devious.

4) Have a verifiable reason to claim Stata ruined your disk array. 
Profitable.

3) Putting buckets under leaks is more edifying than watching 
Presidential Debates (*).  No need for pundits to tell you who won.

2) Strategically reroute the leaks over doorways so as to deter tourists 
and criminals.  Ha!  Gotcha!

1) No need to hose down Slip'n'Slide going down staircase from 4G to 3G. 
 Weeeeee!

(*) But you still better vote dammit! Yes even in MA.
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