You know what the real difference is between the AI lab and LCS?

Weather control technology.  

Our picnic: yesterday.  
Theirs: today.  

Our picnic: best weather yet this year.  
Their picnic: kaput.  

Using this technology we could make millions, and rule 

Unfortunately, it has nothing to do with AI.

So our grad students use it to make AI events nicer.

For example, tonight's rain will make you feel so much better if you
just stay inside and hang out at the...

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