From: Neil Weisenfeld
To: all-ai@ai.mit.edu
Subject: GSB Today 5:30
Date: Fri, 20 Nov 1998 15:54:12 -0500 (EST)

It has come to my attention that my recent messages have been difficult for some to identify as advertisements for GSB, so I delved into the archives and noticed that people had, in fact, identified GSB messages with a subject line similar to what I've used here today.

Now that that's cleared up, and one can readily identify this as a GSB announcement, we're still left to wonder whether there really is a Professor Cello who was traumatized by a computer-operated door and whether there really are girl scouts who were suffering, but are now prospering due to our recent benefits. Does Microsoft's recently announced product The AI++ Library really contain solutions to the top ten unsolved problems in AI and is this season's hottest toy, the Furby, actually a conscious creature with a will of its own? And what on earth is a soffit, anyway?

Come explore answers to these gripping questions of great social importance at today's...

G I R L S C O U T B E N E F I T 7ai. 5:30. See you there.