Last week, GSB was a Manly GSB.  As men we sat.  As men we scratched.
As men we drank.  As men, we read poetry by John Bly.  As men, we
discussed the deeper meaning of Fight Club.  As men, we cheered as
Manly Judge Jackson declared Microsoft a legal monopoly.  As men, we
moped at the fact that no women had graced us with their presence at
GSB.  And as men, we cried at the discovery that the average Girl
Scout is many years under the legal age of consent.

But enough about men.

This week, GSB will focus on women.  Who are they?  Where are they?
What do they want?  And how do we get more of them to come to GSB?
Contribute your chromosomally-related insights at this week's focus
group, to be held at the:

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