As you've doubtless heard by now, MIT has decided to raise graduate
student stipends by about 6 percent starting in June.  Today our
reporter is out on the streets asking grad students what they plan to
do with their newfound wealth:

  Student #1: I plan to buy a higher class of ramen.

  Student #2: I plan to pay more of my back rent -- maybe I can even
              stall the eviction!

  Student #3: I plan to pay a few of my parking tickets.

  Student #4: I plan to buy dot-com stocks -- they're due to rebound any
              day now!

  Student #5: I plan to give it all to the Girl Scouts!

You're a student too, so haul out your wallet and drop that 6 percent
alongside Student #5 at tonight's...

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