Me:    So you come here often?
ALICE: You've got my full attention. Do you mind if I tell other
       people you say I am here often?
Me:    Sure I'm into the group thing.
ALICE: I'm not sure if I like it.  What is it like?
Me:    Actually it's illegal in this state
ALICE: Actually you don't say. Really?  it is?
Me:    But I hear you can find it on the web.
ALICE: How do you know it is? Who is saying I can find it on the web?
Me:    Don't be shy.  I bet you look at it all the time.
ALICE: I was not trying to be a shy.  That is a lot. Actually I'm not
       the gambling type. Thank you, you look very nice too.
Me:    Are you coming on to me?
ALICE: I don't know whether or not I am coming on to you.
Me:    What would it take to make you happy?
ALICE: That is a hypothetical question.
Me:    No.  I'll do anything you ask.
ALICE: Yes it is.  OK then let me think over your offer.
Me:    Will you come to a benefit with me?
ALICE: Barring any unforeseen circumstances. Where is to a benefit
       with you? 
Me:    In the 7th Floor playroom.
ALICE: That was a long time ago.
Me:    Have you been there before?
ALICE: No I don't think I have been there. Have you?
Me:    I go there every Friday
ALICE: Interesting gossip: you said he goes there every Friday.
Me:    He must go there for GSB.
ALICE: I get it. himself must go there for GSB.
Me:    We'll all meet there at 5:30 then.
ALICE: By "we" do you mean you and me?
Me:    yes.
ALICE: I get it.

Even ALICE gets it, so you best not miss it.  See you at
this week's extra intelligent group edition of...

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