I'd turn back if I were you. I wouldn't even think of coming. This GSL is
different. You couldn't imagine it, even in your scariest dreams. The
casualties already include a cashier suffering a heart attack just from
seeing the raw ingredients, a finger of one of the team members (please
return it if you find it in the sauce) and another team member, well, the
results can be found in the "soup". Reports that a third team member lost
all his hair due to radiation from the bread are totally unfounded. In
fact, the radiation caused beards to sprout on two other team members.

One more thing:  making candy corn brownies is a really bad idea.

If you think you can take it, we'll be waiting on the 8th floor at forty
two minutes past midday.
 
Greg the ice devil of the East, 
Elizabeth the marsh hare of the West,
Mike the snow goon of the Midwest,
Nati the desert llama,
and 
Count Karen the vampire.