Date: Thu, 7 Feb 85 10:31:51 est
From:: Walter Hamscher
To: *mac@mc
Subject: Free Philippene Flu Medicine

Feeling achey, bloated, congested, drippy, enervated, frazzled, grouchy,
hacking, influenzed, limp, mucousy, nauseous, overheated, pained, retching,
sniffling, tired, under the weather, and just generally sick?

Or are you just a CS graduate student?

Either way, come to the first Graduate Student Lunch of the new semester,
Friday at NOON in the 8th Floor Playroom, where we will be dispensing
Philippene Flu Medicine to relieve the wearying chills, exhausting fever,
dry chapped nostrils, raw red sore throats, inexplicable muscle spasms
and inconvenient relapses that we've all been seeing so much of lately.

And remember, as Tevye might have said:

"When a poor graduate student eats chicken, one of them is sick."