Jeremy and I decided at 10am that GSL should happen today. So, we left the gym and went to Bertucci's.

Now, Jeremy and I both agree that ordering pizza is not an acceptable GSL in general, but something had to be done because we're hungry and, well, to be frank, you're all a bunch of freeloading leeches who refuse to sign up for GSL.

Now, to be honest, I think being a freeloading leech is an integral part of being a grad student. I do it all the time; however, I'd like to think that at least every once in a while I give back. But, that's why some of us go to heaven and others burn for eternity in a lightless flame, gnashing their teeth and such.

Anyway, today there will be a Bertucci's GSL. It will happen sometime around 12:30 at about the usual place. Jeremy says: if you 1) haven't signed up to do a GSL this year or 2) didn't do one last term, don't bother showing up (unless you plan to sign up before you eat) because he's not going to let you eat.

He can do that because he's bigger than you.

And stronger. And much more willing to inflict pain.

Trust me.

See you at the sign up sheet.

Peace.

                                    "I'm not cynical.

                                     I'm bitter."

                                        - Mark Smith