I repeat, this is only a test

[Mike Oltmans <moltmans@>]

Today we will be testing GSB.  At frequent intervals GSB will be tested. 
 You may disregard these test GSBs as they are not real.  If you 
receive a GSB announcement you should listen carefully.  If it is 
preceded by another message that says you should disregard it do so.  If 
not, await further instructions.  In the event of a real GSB, the GSB 
officials stationed throughout the lab will run screaming through the 
halls to alert you to the imminent real GSB.  In the case of such an 
event listen to them.  Your health, sanity, and safety depend on going 
to GSB.

To help us during this testing phase we request that you please refrain 
from unecessary consumption of liquids and excessive social 
communications with those around you.  This will help us moderate our 
resources so that GSB can proceed without interuption.

In the event of a brown out or a fire alarm during a GSB, officials will 
protect you and give you further guidance.  Please pass the word along 
to your fellow workers and remember that some of them may be deaf from 
previous alarms so you may need to print this message and display it to 
them.

Further instructions will be released as necessary at tonight's:
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