GSB: Today (Yes WEDNESDAY!), 5:30pm, 7AI Playroom

[Mike Oltmans <moltmans@>]

And you thought that a big stuffed bird would stand in the way of GSB...

Gravy, Stuffing, and Biscuits

I just wanted to invite you all to come celebrate Thanksgiving by coming 
to my new home/pod and enjoying some "Biscuits."   Well really it's a 
benefit for the Girl Scouts.  And as it turns out there aren't any 
biscuits or for that matter Girl Scouts.  And for this we should all be 
grateful.  I mean if we had biscuits we would become full and then be 
unable to consume the bounty our 4fathers (and goodness knows how many 
mothers) made available to us those many years ago.  Of course those 
would be some really stale biscuits by now.  Preservatives or not 
several hundred years is really more likely to make a hockey puck than a 
biscuit.  And the poor girl scouts would all need serious dental work 
after trying to eat our 4fathers biscuits.  We could soak them in gravy 
I suppose (the biscuits not the girl scouts) but even still I'm not sure 
that any amount of gravy can make a hockey puck sufficient nourishment. 
 As for the stuffing, I think I will save that for tomorrow.  I 
intended to be fully stuffed with stuffing just like that bird that was 
stuffed with stuffing that made me so stuffed in the first place.

Yes this is the stuff of dreams.  And we should all come together in 
these trying time an in my Ante-room to celebrate all 4 of our fathers 
and ponder the missing mothers as we don't eat hockey biscuits and plan 
the optimal plate packing strategy for tomorrows festivities at 
tonight's (YES I KNOW ITS WEDNESDAY YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT?).

******* GIRL SCOUT BISCUITS I mean BENEFIT ***********
**** 5:30pm  7AI Playroom (aka Mike's back porch) ****