Microsoft Secret Agent

[Mike Oltmans <moltmans@>]

MSA: Hi I'm the Microsoft Secret Agent.  It looks like your neighbor is 
writing a letter.  Would you like help with your neighbor's letter?
USER: Yes.

MSA: Starting the email interception wizard...  I'm going to ask you a 
few questions about what you would like to intercept from your neighbor. 
 Please select the media you would like to intercept from your neighbor:
   o E-mail
   o Phone conversation
   o Live video
   o Viewed web content

USER: E-mail and Phone conversation.

MSA: I'm now going to ask you about the types of information you would 
like to intercept.
   o All correspondences
   o Issues of national or international security
   o References to you and people in you Secret Agent Buddy Circle
   o Anything that may even be a vague reference to sex

USER: All correspondences

MSA: Thank you for using the Microsoft Secret Agent.  After content has 
been intercepted and analyzed I will prepare a customized report based 
on your preferences and notify you.  The first report should be 
available at:
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