Grad Student Tax Shelter Workshop

[Michael Oltmans <moltmans@>]

Announcement: Grad Student Tax Shelter Workshop
When: 5:30pm
Where: 32-G9 lounge

Tonight the GSB will be running a special Tax Shelter Workshop.  In this 
workshop we will be discussing ways of sheltering you from doing your 
taxes.  Techniques will include excuses for requesting extensions such 
as, my dog ate my W2's, I have a really really important conference 
deadline and need more time, and the ever popular, I'm an international 
student and schedules 40-236B through X are still being processed by my 
home government.

We will also demonstrate some techniques for speed filing your taxes 
which means you can hold off filing until 11:57pm tonight to submit 
them.  In particular we will have a special talk on hacking the source 
code at: http://www.pdos.lcs.mit.edu/scigen/ to generate a set of tax 
deductible write offs that tax auditors will never suspect (based on a 
non-reviewed aacceptance policy).

Come be sheltered from your taxes, start spending that big fat return 
check, or drown out the misery of your due taxes before Uncle Sam cashes 
your check, at tonights...

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             girl scout benefit -+-  5:30 pm  -+- 32-G9 lounge
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              For those coming from elsewhere: Building 32 is
               <http://whereis.mit.edu/map-jpg?selection=32>
          Once you are in 32, just take the G-elevator to the 9th
      floor and we will be in the lounge that you will be looking at











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