Top 10 Things Mike Found in his Office and Won't Be Packing into Orange Crates

["Michael McGeachie" <mmcgeach@>]

We at GSB have been doing some office cleaning lately.  While so much of
the artifacts we've found at the bottom of file cabinets and at the
tip-tops of bookshelves qualify as poignant memorabilia, there are a few
things we'd rather not bring with us to the Stata Center.  And so in a
bid to build intimacy with our readership, we present this startling
display of personal disclosure, in the form of the...


Top 10 Things Mike Found in his Office and Won't Be Packing into Orange
Crates


10. Philip Greenspun's Master's Thesis

9. Third and Fourth copies of Complete Microsoft .NET Development
guides.

8. Novelty holiday ornament filled with multi-colored golf tees.  

7. 65 unsold copies of "Philip [Greenspun] and Alex's Guide to Web
Publishing"

6. Four-foot roof-mountable directional 802.11b antenna 

5. Dignity

4. Windows 3.1 Networking: UNLEASHED!

3. Static IP Address

2. Lock of defeated grad student's hair, tied with red ribbon.

And the Number One Thing Mike Found in his Office and Won't Be Packing
into an Orange Crate is...

1. Stack of 20 unfilled orange crates.


So take a break from packing and navigate through the crate-made mazes
in the hallways to the seventh floor and join us at this week's...


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