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as you have heard, the cost of student health insurance is projected to increase by 70% next year. we here at gsb feel that there must be a better model for serving the health needs of our graduate student population. we ask, why not use the same methods which have proven so successful in meeting our nutritional requirements?

not feeling 100%? broken bone? wait for the health trucks to roll around at 10 am (weekends and holidays, too). stand in line at your favorite -- competition keeps the prices low -- and get the same kind of quality in your health care as your lunch!

meanwhile, in the basement, we could slip a couple of drug vending machines among the coke and snack machines. found a few quarters in your desk? stock up on some extra doses of antibiotics, prozac, and morphine when the going gets rough. forget all that overhead of prescriptions and pharmacies -- lean and mean, that's what i'm talking about!

sometimes, in the thesis crunch, a few things get left unfinished...
like this message. so kick back, relax, and throw back the best medicine there is at

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