Casting call for Iraqi Battle--Home Edition

[Michael Oltmans <moltmans@>]

*Casting call for Iraqi Battle--Home Edition*
<http://economist.com/world/displaystory.cfm?story_id=5300181>

Coming soon to a fort near you its Iraqi Battle--Home Edition. 
Available for just $9M you too can experience or participate in Iraqi 
Battle--Home Edition.  You can sign up for a variety of roles including: 
Western aid workers, journalists, peace keepers, Afghan Mayors, mullahs, 
policemen, doctors, and opium farmers.  As part of ADA Compliance, 
amputees are encouraged to try out for roles as bombing victims.  You 
will be given a new name and personal history so you can feel at ease in 
your roll.  You will be playing along with several hundred bored and 
befuddled Afghan-Americans and Louisianans looking to get away for a few 
days.

The White House has released a statement that the Iraqi Battle--Home 
Edition is so much fun that it's thinking of calling a Time Out in the 
war in Iraq so that the troops there can come home and try it out before 
its gone.  Bush commented: "Real Iraqi insurgents are invited so that 
they can see how much more fun everything is in America.  Huuu Haaa!  Oh 
hey, Karl baby, can I still get in on that Opium farmer thing, I've been 
hankering for that stuff...  Hey does that blinky red light mean were 
still ON AIR?  Oh Shi...."

Come try out for Iraqi Battle--Home Edition tonight at the 9th floor 
testing grounds of:

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             girl scout benefit -+-  5:30 pm  -+- 32-G9 lounge
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              For those coming from elsewhere: Building 32 is
               <http://whereis.mit.edu/map-jpg?selection=32>
          Once you are in 32, just take the G-elevator to the 9th
      floor and we will be in the lounge that you will be looking at
                    <http://projects.csail.mit.edu/gsb>












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