SpamStockTracker

[Michael Oltmans <moltmans@>]

I don't know about you but I've been getting a lot of pretty reliable 
looking stock tips in my Inbox lately.  I was just about to run out and 
buy me a couple thousand shares of good 'ole reliable PIFR so I could go 
straight from Grad School to retirement, when I decided that maybe I 
should do some independent research first.  Being an efficient 
researcher I found someone else had already done it, not only had they 
compiled all of these tips into one place I could quickly size up the 
entire portfolio at once:  <http://www.spamstocktracker.com/>.

Armed with this valuable information, a bayesnet based SVM conflabulator 
with MMX technology, a midget and a combo-toaster-cell-phone I made my 
stock picks.  Fortunately a reputable broker was generous enough to 
email me his info just the other day.  I've emailed him my account 
information and my stock pics and I expect to cash in my chips by close 
of markets tonight.

To get in on this guaranteed action, just send me your credit card and 
bank account numbers.

Given the certain success of this experiment watch for next week's 
column when I try taking a bunch of the pills that all of those kindly 
doctors have pointed out to me...

To find out how my special conflabulator portfolio turned out you better 
turn up to tonight's, "I knew that SPAM had more than just canned ham in 
it" edition of...

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