ENLARGE your DIPLOMA

To: mark foltz <mfoltz@>
Subject: ENLARGE your DIPLOMA
From: "mark a. foltz" <mfoltz@>
Date: Fri, 10 Jan 2003 16:10:53 -0500

i don't know what i would do without my email!  where else can i find 
out about so many outstanding opportunities to ENLARGE my DIPLOMA (NOT 
ENOUGH SCHOOL CREDITS? NO PROBLEM!)  and boy, was i relieved to find 
out my PHD IS ONLY A CLICK AWAY.

imagine the interest my bank account will earn with USD$156,000,000.00 
from my new business associate in Nigeria.  since i won't need a job, 
i'll have plenty of time for WEBCAM CHATS WITH JENNIFER.

in fact, i'm changing my username to "Undisclosed.Recipients" and 
signing up for as many mailing lists as i can find.  life before email 
-- was it worth living?  nah.

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