10) You no longer seem to find free food as captivating. |
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9) Drinking beer at GSB becomes a necessity rather than recreation. |
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8) You get arthritis while standing in line at the acoustic barbecue. |
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7) Your robot is older than incoming undergraduates. |
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6) Your master's research is in the MIT museum. |
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5) All of your possessions were donated by google. |
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4) 4 out of every 5 of your shirts are from the olympics. |
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3) ...and the others are from Google. |
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2) There are no more yaks to shave. |
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1) You find this comic offensive rather than funny. |
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0) And most importantly, you don't need a GSB message to tell you when GSB is! |
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