Welcome to another episode of "Reviews of movies that I'm not going to see".

Star Trek: First Contact - there are now more Star Trek movies than Rocky movies. I'm not sure (because I haven't seen it), but there is some sort of entity involved. And time travel. And bald guys. And tight suits. And that wacky guy with the shades. And that guy with the really bad skin problem on his forehead.

Space Jam - Michael Jordan and Bugs Bunny. I think that there are a few households in America where neither one of these characters is liked. They should have added that baby that got stuck in the well and the Pope for 100% saturation.

The Mirror has Two Faces - both of them are bad thespians.

Romeo & Juliet - I heard that halfway through the movie, Leonardo de Caprio starts shouting "Stella! Stella!"

D3: The Mighty Ducks - teen pregnancy is given poignant treatment by Emilio Estevez and the cast of 90210. Erik Estrada reprises his role as Sergio from "The New Centurions (aka Precinct 45: Los Angeles Police)."

And now for this week's "A video that I'm not going to rent":

Babe - Did you know that the voice of Babe is actually James Earl Jones speeded up?

Come discuss Erik Estrada's career at this week's

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7th floor playroom November 22, 1996 5:30 pm