The good people of GSB would like to congratulate Pattie Maes, former AI Lab member, for being named one of the 50 most beautiful people in the world by People magazine. Read the blurb, misquoted as only People knows how.
The People reporters became so enamored with the lab, that the next issue will be devoted to a "behind the scenes look at the people who make intelligence" artificial. Learn about who got snubbed at this year's EECS awards banquet; get fashion tips from Joan Rivers ("Carl Hewitt - everyone should get accesorizing tips from him."); find out about the steamy romance between Ghengis and Cog ("... sometimes we'd come in and Cog would be in the moon pit, doing unspeakable things, all those legs flailing about," said one graduate student).
Also in this issue: why is de Marcken still hanging around? Could it be the secret treasure that is stashed somewhere in this building? A special feature on the new trilateral commission: Winston, Dertouzos and Negroponte - keeping the graduate students sedated with good, inexpensive beer. A heart warming story about little Jimmy, who was stuck in a well for over 4 days. He got out when 440 individual copies of Microsoft Visual Java were used to flush him out.
Join us as we discuss sublime software at this week's
G I R L S C O U T B E N E F I T
7th floor playroom May 9, 1997 5:30 pm