MAD GSBlibs

(1) noun
(2) noun (body organ)
(3) place
(4) exclamation
(5) adjective
(6) noun (fruit)
(7) noun (plural)
(8) noun (professor)
(9) noun (body part)


One day, I was walking along the street when a giant (1) fell on my
head.  I somehow managed to free myself, but was still a bit dizzy.
Not knowing that a subdural hematoma was forming and putting pressure
on my (2), I continued my walk.  Soon I came upon several girl scouts
leaving a local (3).  (4), I said as I walked past them.  What a (5)
guy, they said to each other.  But one keen scout noticed that one of
my pupils looked like a (6).  ``Come back here (6)-eye'' she called
after me, but I continued on my way.  I'd never been called (6)-eye
before, so I thought that she was just another odd resident of
Cambridge.  As I reached the 7th floor of NE43, it became clear that I
was delirious.  For one thing, it appeared as if the seventh floor was
under construction again.  I also saw (7) and little (8)'s spinning
around my head as I lay on the floor.  The next thing I knew I was
waking up in the hospital.  I didn't know how I had gotten there, at
least not until I found the boxes of Mint Thins and Samoas that were
left at my feet.  The scouts had followed me and called 911.  They sure
saved my (9).

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