******************** Programmers Wanted! *************************

The Girl Scout Benefit, Inc. D.B.A. ``GSB'' is looking to hire bright,
energetic, talented people like yourself.  We are a small
multinational conglomerate looking for people who know how to make
things happen, people who won't just sit around watching things happen
or wondering what happened, but people who will roll up their sleeves,
dig right in, and play ball.  Our solutions are universally applicable
and we are actively seeking new problems solvable using our solutions.
We are also (of course!) seeking new solutions to our problems. We are
a small company with the wisdom of the ages, yet we are young and
fresh.  We are looking for people who smell nice, because we smell
nice, too.  GSB is currently privately owned, but should be undergoing
an initial public offering quite soon.  Don't miss this opportunity to
get in on the ground floor of a very tall building that stands very
straight.

If you think that you can handle working in such a dynamic, exciting,
and rewarding environment, you are encouraged to submit an application
and we are encouraged to respond.  Only you can stand in your way.
The early bird gets the worm and you having nothing to fear but fear
itself.  We have a variety of positions available ranging from Junior
Assistant Honcho all the way up to Partner Honcho in Charge of Making
Good Things Happen.  Mail, fax, dictate, or sign in your application
now.