That's right!  This is it!  The big one!  The very last, absolutely,
no foolin', never to happen again GSB!(*)

Because next Friday is Christmas Eve.

The Friday after is New Year's Eve.

And by the Friday after that, civilization will have fallen, and it
will be every Girl Scout for herself.

That's why you want to come benefit the Girl Scouts one last time.
It's not just for old times' sake -- your life may depend upon it!  I
mean, let's face it: when the Y2K bug destroys the world, CS folks are
going to be just a leeeetle bit unpopular with the hungry mobs, and
your computer savvy won't mean doodly-squat when the world looks like
a Kevin Costner film.  (I mean the Postman or Waterworld, take your
pick; you can forget about Dances With Wolves.  And don't even get me
started about Message in a Bottle.)

So before you retreat to the Rockies with your whiskey and your
shotgun, take this final opportunity to kiss up quick to the Girl
Scouts, who may be the only ones armed with the survival training
necessary to drag computer scientists through the apocalypse more or
less intact, at this very last ever(*)...

***************** G I R L  S C O U T  B E N E F I T *****************
*****************    5:30pm,  7th floor playroom    *****************


(*) You just knew this was coming, didn't you?  The obligatory
disclaimer: "Unless the apocalypse doesn't happen on January 1, 2000,
in which case we'll pick right back up where we left off."