***Note the unusual time and location!***

It has been called to my attention that the first presidential debate
is tonight.  It has been pointed out that nobody should have to watch
this alone if they don't want to.  And that is why you should join
your fellow labfolk in watching the spectacle unfold, with all the
usual GSB delights at your fingertips to help cushion the pychological
blows.

Will Gore kiss the moderator?  Will Bush kiss Tipper?  Will Gore get
caught lying?  Will Bush get caught snorting?  Will either of them
touch an actual issue with a ten-foot pole? Find out tonight, in front
of the 8AI bigscreen TV!

Nader fans:  please don't picket us.  It's not our fault.

Buchanan fans:  please don't lynch us.  It's not our fault.

Libertarians:  please leave your firearms at home.  Big TVs are expensive.

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