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Dear AI community, 

I am writing to request that you join "Scientists for beer and pizza"
at http://www.ai.mit.edu/gsb, and that you spam copies of this email
to every living thing on the planet.  Please work with me to
strengthen the impression that we scientists are socially defective
creatures with no social graces or sense of appropriate time, place,
or forum.  

Needless to say, as beer and pizza consumers, you must vote for Bush,
as Gore is known to favor weed to beer.  Plus, Bush wants to
strenghten the military, improve education, save Social Security, fix
Medicare, protect marriage from gays, and walk your dog.

Radiating my scientific brilliance all over the place,
Jeremy Brown, BS, MEng, FGMotAG, PhD-in-training
Co-director, GSB enterprises

Not paid for by Coors Light
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Dear Jeremy,

Bush's recent teetotalling stance, if adopted nationwide, would
eliminate drunken research sponsors, thus stifling the source of
wealth from which ALL Media Lab and Project Oxygen funding is derived.
This, combined with his prediliction for smirking, should obviously
make him unacceptable to beer and pizza scienists campuswide.

Besides, Gore wants to protect marriage from gays, save Social
Security, strengthen the military, fix Medicare, improve education,
and walk your dog.  And his supporters have no shame about spamming
inappropriate mailing lists either.

With a bigger... set of letters after my name than you've got,
Andrew Huang, ZBT, BS, MEng, M.I.C.K.E.Y. M.O.U.S.E, PhD-in-training
Co-director, GSB enterprises

Not paid for by Miller Light
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With debates like this one raging within the AI lab community, there
can be only one solution: come to the lab-wide viewing of the last
Presidential Debate of the 2000 elections, and pick the superior
candidate from amongst the two issues-clones.

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