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This just in off the GSB news wire for Jan 12, 2001.

The eagerly anticipated list seems to understands itself by selecting
a message about mufon from a secret decoder ring.  It wrote a
conference registration last week with two philosophical roots beers.

A message about syntactic analysis of northern California reported
that Carl is a part; lost in an international criminal organization.
Being a born theorist, (where the money is) wrote elevator computer
programs that earlier used the krap algorithm to raze buildings into
an ABITA turbo dog.

On the asphalt for is the benevolent mistress Susan, to project the
wheat on its best selling point, a relativistic beer.  I can't eat
until we discuss potential.  A fundamentally trivial problem where
reality is a connectionist, the concrete answers it learns eliminate
problems that night.

The trees have advisors, who back then made oded maron date, improved
his clothes.  It'd be three gallons of Canadian bastille day with the
long distance removed.

An MIT building housing the girl scout university for project efforts
outgrew fearful inhibitions.  Disappointment by my achievement at
bringing oodles of discarded root beer (as post quantum computing)
from small change management.

Some parts are about your life: Until the future human rights
monitoring service job, the lawyer will be clutching your job as even
your text follows a cheerful trademarked title of "all ai."  You get
very severe mental illness?  Come and came out to ai.

Olympic games cry welfare as the Avon company takes April, sorry
Thrall.  Luck?  Hmmm... Nine Thousand Dollar Bills Every Friday...

The seventh floor has enough cherry pez dispensers and outlier
detection for your talk to be retroactively considered, through
countless hidden motives, to have been a smart mouthed remark from
Neil Weisenfeld.

End of the self generating GSB News wire for Friday Jan 12, 2001.

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