Date: 23 May 1986  15:16 EDT (Fri)
From: "Bruce R. Donald" <BRD%OZ.AI.MIT.EDU@XX.LCS.MIT.EDU>
To:   whiners%OZ.AI.MIT.EDU@XX.LCS.MIT.EDU, 7AI%OZ.AI.MIT.EDU@XX.LCS.MIT.EDU
Subject:   I Lied! GSB Today

Or, as Lisa F. Melcher would say,

!!! TODAY !!!   !!! TODAY !!! !!! REALLY-*AND*-TRULY!!!!   !!! TODAY !!!

!!! THE MOST EXCITING SEMINAR AT MIT, INDEED, THE *MOST* EXCITING
    SEMINAR IN MASSAGODDAMNCHUSETTS  !!!

"Intersections Of Higher-Weight Cycles Over Quaternionic Modular
        Surfaces And Modular Forms Of Nebentypus"

              Mr.  Oded "Oaf" Feingold (*)
              Some Icey Dangerous Mountain
               Somewhere Cold and Nasty

ABSTRACT: Gronk! Against our will! The horror, the horror!  Please
come help us drink the extra keg of beer! Are you the SHAPE OPERATOR
or the SELF-FRYING senator? Gronk!

!!! TODAY !!!   !!! TODAY !!! !!! REALL-*AND*-TRULY!!!!   !!! TODAY !!!

(*) Ice for this research was provided by the speaker, and NOT by
Mark. B. Jones.