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Date: 09/16/87 16:08:01
From: AGRE at AI.AI.MIT.EDU
Re:   Common Lisp Beer Standard

We have received word that Texas Instruments has submitted a proposal
to designate Lone Star Beer as the Common Lisp Beer Standard.  This is
serious.  Want to know what Lone Star Beer tastes like?  Well, imagine
two dozen sweaty cowboys.  Then just imagine the sweat.  You got it.

An ad hoc committee has been hard at work on an advanced beer system
called CommonBrews.  CommonBrews will be unveiled at this week's Girl
Scouts' Benefit.  It has two modules.

 * Static beer.  Good ol' beer.  A dollar a shot.

 * Dynamic beer.  Really interesting beer.  Two dollars a shot.

This week's dynamic beers will include highly recommended brands from
Belgium, Scotland, Jamaica, and Australia.  Experienced beerologists
will be on hand to help out, so don't be shy if you've never tried
anything fancier than Moosehead.

If we have a good turnout then CommonBrews will be incorporated into
the Common Lisp standard.  The Girl Scout Benefit happens every Friday
at five in the 7th floor playroom.  It's a tremendous way to meet
people, hear gossip, and drink fashionably.  Please come!