From pgs@ai.mit.edu Fri Jul 30 09:17:31 1993
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From: pgs@ai.mit.edu (Patrick Sobalvarro)
Date: Thu, 29 Jul 93 21:29:39 EDT
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In-Reply-To: mbm@mtl.mit.edu's message of Thu, 29 Jul 93 16:59:22 -0400 <9307292059.AA03932@garcon.mit.edu>
Subject: GSB Friday, July 30, 5:30 p.m. 7th floor playroom

This week one of our best Scouts has come up with the GSB
announcement:

   Organization: MIT Microsystems Technology Laboratories 
   Reply-To: mbm@mtl.mit.edu
   Date: Thu, 29 Jul 93 16:59:22 -0400
   From: mbm@mtl.mit.edu

   [with apologies to Lyn Turbak.  largely verbatim from his seminar 
    announcement.]


   Are you intimidated by functional programming bullies who humiliate
   you with their knowledge of MONADS?  Do you get a sickly feeling in
   your stomach whenever the conversation in the room turns to KLEISLI
   TRIPLES?  Are you frustrated by the way CATEGORY THEORISTS always seem
   to attract the swingingest singles?  Tired of people telling you that
   if you don't sign up for that monads seminar *now*, you're a
   has-been?  Worried because you don't really know what MODULAR
   ATTRIBUTE GRAMMARS are, much less what they are for?

   Well, cheer up, relax, and take heart; none of this nonsense will be
   discussed at this week's 


                 G I R L   S C O U T   B E N E F I T


where you can learn to feel better about yourself by having a Celis
Pale Bock, a Sierra Nevada Pale Ale, an Abita Turbo Dog, or one of the
mysterious new Sierra Nevada Summerfest (?) Beers -- apparently a
lager.  Tomorrow (Friday), at 5:30 p.m. in the seventh floor playroom.