Wouldn't it be wonderful if you had to have a three minute dialog with
your office just to turn off the lights?  Haven't you ever wondered
what would happen if you crossed the "Clapper," a camera, and
cluster-based learning algorithms?  Wouldn't you be thrilled if the
blinds in your office closed every time you sneezed?

Come learn the secrets of the Intelligent Room and enjoy the first-ever

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brought to you by your fanatical friends in the Intelligent Room.  The
menu is completely vegetarian.  We'll be serving falafel, humos, and
salad.

 Time: 12:15pm, Friday
Place: The usual.

 - Michael, Luke, and Nimrod


* Just what does that mean you wonder?  Pas yoshun (well, not really),
  pas yisrael (it's possible), shomer mitzvos mashgiach temidi mit
  gevaldike yiras shomayim (so they say), vegetables are bodek and
  shemiras shemita (odds favor it), all kaylim toyvled (absolutely),
  (most) chumras observed, etc, etc...