Star crossed lovers: CSAIL and Sloan
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- Subject: Star crossed lovers: CSAIL and Sloan
- From: "Michael McGeachie" <mmcgeach@>
- Date: Fri, 14 Nov 2003 14:36:16 -0500
We at GSB present a story of star crossed lovers, lovers from different
sides of the tracks; love between a CSAIL student and a Sloan student.
We join the CSAIL student and Sloan student at the end of their first
CSAIL Student: I had a great time! I think we should see each other
Sloan Student: I don't know if that will be possible. Your position has
been eliminated from my strategic profile.
CSAIL Student: What do you mean?
Sloan Student: I mean your particular skill set is no longer relevant to
either my short or long term needs.
CSAIL Student: But, I thought we were interested in each other?
Sloan Student: Well, I've done a post-mortem on our strategic
partnership and have opted to go another way going forward.
CSAIL Student: Don't you want to at lest keep possibilities open for
another date? Perhaps as friends?
Sloan Student: My research indicates that the needs of the two
principles are divergent enough as to make any further merger
discussions less than appealing or appropriate.
CSAIL Student: What crazy-talk is this, Sloanie?
Sloan Student: Continuing the status quo for no other reason than
convenience is a recipe for disaster rather than success.
CSAIL Student: Ack, I give up. I think I'm better off going to
commiserate with my coworkers at this week's edition of...
girl scout benefit -+- 5:30 pm -+- 7ai playroom
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