Refugees from the Acoustic BBQ
- To: csail-related@
- Subject: Refugees from the Acoustic BBQ
- From: Michael Oltmans <moltmans@>
- Date: Fri, 13 May 2005 13:50:17 -0400
- Cc: gsb-announce@
Today you will face one of the greatest trials of your GSB fairing life.
You will be asked to do things that we have no right to ask you to do.
We must ask you to bypass the Acoustic BBQ:
Today when you arrive for GSB you must walk past the heathens and
non-believers of the GSB way. They will try to dissuade you from the
true path leading to G9 and the tasty, frothy, substance for which GSB
stands. They will try to distract you with music, but do not head their
harpy tunes. They will try to ply you with food (veggie and non). They
will try to corrupt your children with "games" and will enslave you into
mindlessly smacking a ball back and forth over a barricade. Clones made
to look like your friends may try to persuade you to "stay a while" but
remember your true friends are true to the way of the GSB.
Our strategy is to win this war through attrition. We recommend raiding
the provisions of the infidel invaders. Partake of their goods and then
speed yourself and your children to the safety and sanity of GSB.
You may become a casualty of the battle. If you fail in your task, we
at GSB will raise our glasses to you and curse you until the sun has set
and risen many, many, times. We will be honoring the tradition of the
GSB and keeping it sacred.
girl scout benefit -+- 5:30 pm -+- 32-G9 lounge
For those coming from elsewhere: Building 32 is
Once you are in 32, just take the G-elevator to the 9th
floor and we will be in the lounge that you will be looking at
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