The Meta Top Ten

[Mike Oltmans <moltmans@>]

The Meta Top Ten:

10) Top ten applications you shouldn't run on a workstation in the
    student street
 9) Top ten crappiest jokes you can make about emptying a
    composting toilet
 8) Top ten newscasters that you don't want to see on nakednews.com
 7) Top ten things to hang, throw, or fly from the 60ft ceilings
 6) Top ten people you might find passed out in the new pub
 5) Top ten email messages likely to incite a response from Stallman
 4) Top ten most useless emails sent to csail-discuss
 3) Top ten features you would include when designing a desktop OS
    for Frank Gehry to use
 2) Top ten things you never want to hear your adviser say
    (for example: stop writing top 10 lists and get back to work)
 1) Top ten reasons that a top ten list of top ten lists is not one
    of your top ten favorite GSB messages of all time.

And number 0) Top ten people that want to buy me a beverage at tonight's:

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             girl scout benefit -+-  5:30 pm  -+- 32-G9 lounge
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              For those coming from elsewhere: Building 32 is
               <http://whereis.mit.edu/map-jpg?selection=32>
          Once you are in 32, just take the G-elevator to the 9th
      floor and we will be in the lounge that you will be looking at