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GSB regulars know that we've lately been playing a variant of "girlfriend
show and tell" at our weekly meetings.  If you haven't signed up yet for
your week to make a presentation, please remember to do so by contacting
Mike, Mike, or Tracy.  Those of you who have been unable to secure an actual
live girlfriend in the required time may find this service helpful:
www.imaginarygirlfriends.com, where for as little as 19.95 a month you can
have a phony relationship with a real girl!  Yes, your imaginary girlfriend
will send you actual pictures and leave you actual voicemail, letting you
impress your friends and relatives with your newfound sex appeal!  Further,
you can choose from such "real" women as Misty from Texas, who writes:

"I have a project car and like to race and work on cars. I used to play
keyboards in a band and toured in Germany. Currently I work in the IT field
full-time and go to school full-time, majoring in Computer Information
systems. I like to work out and stay fit and might try out to be a Budweiser
girl...what do you think?"

Well Misty, I think it'd be hard to tell you apart from all the other
auto-mechanic, computer-nerd, rock-star, Budweiser-pinup girls I know.  And
all the ones my Mom, bless her heart, tries to set me up with.  (Geeze, Mom,
not another one?!  I told you to stop that!)

This reminds me of my college applications where I tried to invent the most
pitiable sounding charities.  Yes, I used to volunteer fulltime at the
Abraham Lincoln Paraguayan Orphanage for Depressed Lemurs Displaced by
Rainforest Clear-cutters.  For such worthy, irreproachably altruistic
endeavors, I deserve a scholarship.

Since unbelievable hyperbole traditionally comes in threes, (take my word
for it, or you'll be drinking nothing but banana-phenol-blueberry beer for a
month), you may be interested to know that the disgraced New Jersey governor
has been the victim of a Mossad plot, using their most skilled Sodomite
agents, to infiltrate the New Jersey Department of Homeland Security.
Honest.  I read about it here:
http://www.aljazeera.com/cgi-bin/conspiracy_theory/fullstory.asp?id=153  Are
these stories true or false?  You decide at this week's...


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              girl scout benefit -+-  5:30 pm  -+- 32-G9 lounge
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               For those coming from elsewhere: Building 32 is
                <http://whereis.mit.edu/map-jpg?selection=32>
           Once you are in 32, just take the G-elevator to the 9th
       floor and we will be in the lounge that you will be looking at




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