No College -> No Grad School -> NO HOCKEY!
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- Subject: No College -> No Grad School -> NO HOCKEY!
- From: Mike Oltmans <moltmans@>
- Date: Fri, 08 Dec 2006 15:21:06 -0500
- Cc: gsb-announce@
You went to college right? Here's some prerequisite reading:
If you went to college you probably just skipped that link because
background reading sucks. I'll bail you out (just this once) here's the
Don't go to college! It's a waste of money, at least from a purely
financial standpoint (there's little/no mention of the intangible
benefits of wasting your braincells). The point is that tuition is so
high, that you are better off investing your tuition in the stock market
and getting a lesser paying job.
To me this is ludicrous. My main argument is that it is really really
hard to get into grad school without a college degree (really hard!).
Without grad school you will never get so many free lunches, and
flexible schedules. Where on earth would you ever learn to play hockey
(if you want to learn we can hook you up by the way just mail me) or get
to chuck super balls down stairwells, make movies, race your friends
down the hall in office chairs, or sit around with your friends on
Friday evenings with relaxing libations? And did I mention the hockey?
All of this is lost without your college education. Missing all of
that?!?! Now thats a bad investment(*).
So come cash in on your investment at tonights, Man it Gets Dark Early
(*) Note: being in grad school only yields the option for these
activities, you still must exercise your options for this investment to
pay off. Given the current lab market, right now is a good time to
exercise your options. See you Tuesday night at Hockey, and see you in
January when my team kicks your team's butt in the Olympics.
girl scout benefit -+- 5:30 pm -+- 32-G9 lounge
For those coming from elsewhere: Building 32 is
Once you are in 32, just take the G-elevator to the 9th
floor and we will be in the lounge that you will be looking at
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