Finals!

[Mike Oltmans <moltmans@>]

Did you take a final this semester?  If so skip this message and just 
come to GSB.  If not, here's one for you so you don't feel left out:

1) Has GSB every benefited any actual Girl Scouts?
   a) Yes
   b) No

2) Has GSB ever been held on a non Friday?
   a) Yes
   b) No

3) In (approximately) how many messages does Carl de Marcken appear in 
the GSB archives?
   a) 1
   b) 5
   c) 10
   d) 40
   e) 100

4) Do you ever get confused and say GSL instead of GSB or vicy versy?
   a) yes
   b) yes

5) Do you think that choice (b) in question 4 was a typo?
   a) no
   b) no

6) Do you think that option (a) in question 5 was a typo?
   a) no
   b) no

7) Do you think questions 5 and 6 (and sometimes 7) are lame?
   a) yes
   b) sort of
   c) no, they were really cool I'm sad that 7 broke that groovy
      pattern.


And now for the analysis:
If you selected:

a) more than any other letter, then you are lame.  Did you even read the 
other options or did you get lazy after choosing the first one all the time?

b) more than any other letter, then there is luck in your future.  Be 
kind to those that write GSB messages and you will be rewarded.

c) more than any other letter, you are a cheater, that isn't 
mathematically possible.  Be really nice to people that write GSB 
messages or you are really in for it.

d or e) more than any other letter, you are an even worse cheater than 
all those c picking monkeys.  Go sit in the corner.  And face the corner 
and don't turn around until at least 10 people show up at this weeks:

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