You might be a bum (or a grad student) if...

[Mike Oltmans <moltmans@>]

You might be a bum (or a grad student) if:

1)  People frequently look at you with disgust and tell
    you to get a job.

2)  You don't have an income but you are good at
    begging for money.

3)  You get what little money you have from
    government handouts.

4)  You don't need to shower very often.  The people
    you hang out with sure don't, so why should you?

5)  You live in a cardboard box from time to time.

6)  You are forced to move into abandoned buildings.

7)  Other people don't understand what you are saying
    when you talk to them on the street.

8)  You spend lots of time chasing bugs.

9)  You eat food you find lying around in the open
    without wondering where it came from.

10) You sit around with your friends and drink beer in
    the middle of the afternoon.

If you answered yes to any of the above grab a small paper
bag and head to todays:

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