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EHAD: Elevator-Hamster Appreciation Day
- To: all-ai <all-ai@>
- Subject: EHAD: Elevator-Hamster Appreciation Day
- From: Mike Oltmans <moltmans@>
- Date: Fri, 26 Jul 2002 13:39:57 -0400
We all get tired. We all need breaks. We all enjoy a beer on a cool
sunny Thursday afternoon. But sometimes it goes to far. When you get
so drunk that you can't manage to do your job the next morning we all
suffer.
Sometimes the rat race hits a little too close to home. And as the big
wheel keeps spinning around sometimes you get a bit lost in it all.
Combine all of this with the afore mentioned evening and by about 10am
you might just loose it. You may give up on ever reaching that big
juicy carrot hanging just over the horizon.
Having a large load of supplies destined for the 7th floor (for the
scouts of course) and finding that our specially bread and imported
elevator Hamster was "on break" (ahem... or passed out in a pool of his
post partying vomit), I gained a new appreciation for our little furry
friend. He's been scolded, hydrated, given 2 advil, and put back in his
place. The elevators are once again running and now its time to honor
him. This is why today has been declared as Elevator-Hamster
Appreciation Day! Our most unsung coworker runs hard 24 hours a day so
that our lazy butts can get up to our offices and down to our truck food.
So join me in taking the stairs and offering up a toast for said furry
friend at todays special Elevator-Hamster Appreciation Day edition of:
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girl scout benefit -+- 5:30 pm -+- 7ai playroom
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