The new White House email sorting algorithm

[Michael Oltmans <moltmans@>]

The new White House email sorting algorithm based on the new White House 
email submission forms:

Question 1: My comment is...
a) In agreement with Bush
b) In opposition with Bush

Question 2-n: Are really not necessary we just ask them in order to feel 
important.

If Q1='a' respond:

Thank you for your support.  If you would like to see this policy 
continued you must, er rather, are encouraged to donate to the 'W' 
campaign fund.  Please stamp all official donations with at least 2oz of 
crude oil to show your support.

if Q1='b' respond:

Thank you for your opinion.  We here at the White House are very busy. 
To get our attention we require, er rather, encourage you to donate to 
the 'W' campaign fund.  These new measures are necessary because in the 
past too many resources have been wasted on people like you who simply 
want to contribute "ideas" and "intellectual debate" instead of cold 
hard cash.  This is not to say that "your issue" is not important to us 
but so many corporations are giving us money that it is really much 
simpler to conduct our business in this manner.  This economy of scale 
will result in a streamlined government that you will not have to worry 
your little head over.  So go have a cup of tea or perhaps some bourbon 
and consider sending us that cash.

Thank you,
The administration

To see for yourself check out webmail off of:
http://www.whitehouse.gov/contact/

I think our government is an unknown authority.  Surprising thing is my 
web browser figured it out as well:
http://www.ai.mit.edu/~moltmans/images/white-house.jpg

Discus campaign policy and email filters at tonights:
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