[GSB# 08012003] Re: Your ticket to the RT System

[Michael Oltmans <moltmans@>]

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Hello,

This message has been automatically generated in response to your
message regarding: "What happened to GSB?" Did you remember to include 
all pertinent information such as number of frosty beverages you would 
like to consume, type of frosty beverages you prefer, and a
comprehensive symptomology?  If not, please do so at your earliest
convenience.

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ticket and your frosty beverage of choice will be dispensed at the "If 
you ask price."

Thanks,
    The More Beer Team @ AI

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Dear GSB attendant,

In response to your query, "What the heck has happened to GSB" we 
apologize for the late notice and erratic attendance at previous GSB's. 
 The source of the problem has been identified and is in the process of 
being debugged.  It turns out that the administrators of GSB have become 
increasingly swamped with apartment searches, job searches, summer 
goings on, and, most notably, theses.

In this matter you can be of great help.  Having participated in GSB for 
years, months, or even just days, gone by, you may have admired the wit 
and aura that emanates from the GSB Den Mothers.  You too could help 
bring joy and giddy laughter to Girl Scouts throughout the lab by 
offering to help procure supplies for and promote future GSBs.  In 
return you gain lab wide fame and flame (if you do it correctly that is. 
 Just ask Oded about his luging buddy and his friends in the Media 
Lab...).  Also, don't forget the appreciative throngs that will worship 
the coasters you set your frosty one on.

We here at the More Beer Team @ AI look forward to resolving this issue 
in a manner satisfactory to everyone.

Come discuss and nominate your friends at this weeks special (extra 
special in fact), Den Mother nomination...

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