DGA is a klystron

[Michael Oltmans <moltmans@>]

My great-great-grandfather was a klystron(1).  Our family has always 
been mystified by this and have tried to disavow knowledge of our 
ancestor but recently our heritage has been uncovered and we must seek 
revenge.

My name is Ron and my brother, Monet, and I have been plotting for years 
to take over the internet.  Unfortunately, our good name is still 
tarnished by that darn klystron which has caused my brother and I to 
suffer endless humiliation and discrimination on his account.  After 
years of toil we have only just now gained enough reliability and low 
enough latency to start implementing our plan of internet domination. 
We will begin by infiltrating a few small DSL lines, minor research 
institutions in Cambridge, and other internet strongholds, like ISP's in 
Utah.  Eventually we hope to gain entrance to larger ISP's and 
ultimately the Ronternet,... er... I mean the internet will be ours.

Then all the years of anti-klystron sentiment will be avenged and our 
family can live in infamy instead of in shame on the fringes of the 
internet society.  Rerouting will be our religion, .9 repeating will be 
our symbol, the cracks between ISP's and institutions will be our home, 
ACK will be our battle cry, and Dr. Andersen (2) will be our God.

Beware!  Beware!  Beware!  You'll rue the day you shunned the klystrons(3).

(1) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Klystron
(2) title still pending...
(3) Rue the day?  Who talks like that?

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