Digested Digest of CSAIL mailinglist traffic

[mmcgeach at csail.mit.edu (Michael McGeachie)]

CSAIL Community,

GSB recognizes that most of you do not belong to this mailing list anymore.
And with good reason.  Even the daily digest emails are too much for the
studious and sequestered "deep thesis-mode" CSAIL denizen.  That's why we at
GSB have brought you the first ever Digested Digest of CSAIL mailinglist
traffic.  Yes, it's one email representative of all the email you've
received this week, including this one!

DIGESTED DIGEST ---

Hear my plea.  Buy my sublet and bicycle.  Or wait, nevermind, my bike was
stolen.    Also buy my used CDs.  Be careful, someone was mugged somewhere
nearby, recently.  Come to my leftwing/rightwing/communist/youngrepublican
rally to save the world/presidency/flower-planters/corporate-defrauders if
you have any shred of
compassion/human-decency/moral-outrage/personal-responsibility left.  Buy my
list of email addresses to spam more efficiently.  I accidentally hit
"reply-all" to the CSAIL Holiday Party RSVP reminder email.  I'm considering
creating a new mailing list and by default adding the whole lab to it, which
I will use for my own purposes.  My office is too
cold/hot/mouse-infested/leaky today.  Also I should mention that it was I
who told the custodial staff to erase your theorem on the white board.  Or
just come have a beer.  That's right, beer.  It's not free, just cheap at
one-fitty a beer.  Yeah.  Even gradstudents can afford that.  

So don't be afraid to leave your computers miss the next discussion on
CSAIL-MailingListDiscuss, we'll keep you informed, while you can meet your
coworkers, friends, and commiserators at this week's...


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