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GSB can protect you from identity theft
- To: csail-related@
- Subject: GSB can protect you from identity theft
- From: Michael Oltmans <moltmans@>
- Date: Fri, 11 Mar 2005 15:39:04 -0500
In light of recent events with leakages of sensitive personal data from
major data warehouses, we at GSB have decided to protect you. In order
to protect you from having your identity stolen we will need some
information to identify if you are at risk. Please send me a file with
your legal name, social security number, all credit card numbers, phone
number, birth date, mother's maiden name, father's maiden name, names of
your children, what time you wake up in the morning, whether or not you
are a religious extremist, the last 100 books you got from a library or
bought, the porn sites you frequent most often, and a list of user name
and passwords that you use for all your online bank accounts and
websites. It would also be useful if you could send copies of your web
certificates and your kerberos principals as well.
With this info we can identify if you are at risk of having your
identity stolen and we can take appropriate action. As part of your
personalized risk assessment we may need to open between one and ten
credit cards in your name and transfer your funds into numbered Swiss
accounts--for your security.
As a bonus, we have a sure fire way of doubling your savings through a
sure fire investment scheme coordinated by the former, in exile, finance
minister of Nigeria. He can be trusted and your identity will be safe
and richer.
Help us combat identity fraud with the vigilante support of America's
finest young women in uniform, the Girl Scouts, at tonight's:
+- -+
girl scout benefit -+- 5:30 pm -+- 32-G9 lounge
+- -+
For those coming from elsewhere: Building 32 is
<http://whereis.mit.edu/map-jpg?selection=32>
Once you are in 32, just take the G-elevator to the 9th
floor and we will be in the lounge that you will be looking at
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