Refugees from the Acoustic BBQ

[Michael Oltmans <moltmans@>]

Today you will face one of the greatest trials of your GSB fairing life. 
 You will be asked to do things that we have no right to ask you to do. 
 We must ask you to bypass the Acoustic BBQ: 
<http://web.mit.edu/gsc/www/news-events/announcements/>

Today when you arrive for GSB you must walk past the heathens and 
non-believers of the GSB way.  They will try to dissuade you from the 
true path leading to G9 and the tasty, frothy, substance for which GSB 
stands.  They will try to distract you with music, but do not head their 
harpy tunes.  They will try to ply you with food (veggie and non).  They 
will try to corrupt your children with "games" and will enslave you into 
mindlessly smacking a ball back and forth over a barricade.  Clones made 
to look like your friends may try to persuade you to "stay a while" but 
remember your true friends are true to the way of the GSB.

Our strategy is to win this war through attrition.  We recommend raiding 
the provisions of the infidel invaders.  Partake of their goods and then 
speed yourself and your children to the safety and sanity of GSB.

You may become a casualty of the battle.  If you fail in your task, we 
at GSB will raise our glasses to you and curse you until the sun has set 
and risen many, many, times.  We will be honoring the tradition of the 
GSB and keeping it sacred.

           +-                                                  -+
             girl scout benefit -+-  5:30 pm  -+- 32-G9 lounge
           +-                                                  -+

              For those coming from elsewhere: Building 32 is
               <http://whereis.mit.edu/map-jpg?selection=32>
          Once you are in 32, just take the G-elevator to the 9th
      floor and we will be in the lounge that you will be looking at











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