A World in Danger

[Michael Oltmans <moltmans@>]

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Find out why when you show up tonight! Hint: see #1 below.]

In a ground breaking attempt to fix the worlds problems delegates to the 
conference entitled, A World in Danger, will solve such issues as terror 
and peace, economic development and poverty, health and environment, and 
education and media.  There are 44 delegates to the conference including 
25 Nobel laureates who bring a wide variety of ideas and opinions to the 
table.  Some of the most notable attendees are Bill Clinton, The Dalai 
Lama, and actor Richard Gere of the 1990 Blockbuster "Pretty Woman". 
[sound of needle scratching off the record]...

And here are some of the solutions they came up with inspired by the 
experience of the most important member of the meeting:

6) Jackal memorandum on Peace: Assassinate deadly assassin terrorists 
before they assassinate again to end terrorism and promote peace (follow 
up question: who takes care of the assassin assassins?)

5) Chicago Accord for the environment: Woo the oil companies with song 
and glitz until they all convert to solar and wind powered energy companies.

4) The Runaway Bride Plan for Unity: Marital counseling to prevent young 
brides from taking off before the wedding

3) Autumn in New York initiative for Education: Counseling for 
womanizing middle aged men who fall in love with cancer stricken twenty 
year olds.

3) Pretty Woman agenda for the end of hunger: Have millionaires buy 
escargot for prostitutes to make them part of higher society.

2) Pretty Woman agenda for health education: Teach wealthy businessmen 
the practices of safe sex so they don't spread diseases among their 
prostitutes.

1) GSB Initiative for peace and unity: Have a frequent buyer plan at GSB 
to support unity peace and the consumption of fine beverages at a discount!

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