GSB emergency evacuation policy

[Mike Oltmans <moltmans@>]

It has come to my attention that we do not have a GSB emergency 
evacuation policy.  This document will serve as the official plan of 
action in case of the likely emergencies to occur at GSB:

If the fridge is disabled:
Do not panic.  Just as the Hitchhiker's guide says, remain calm, find 
your towel and proceed to the nearest ice machine.  Collect as much ice 
as you can in your towel and bring it back to GSB.  We will fill a 
bucket and save the beverages.  This may sound like a big deal but it 
used to be the status quo... 
http://projects.csail.mit.edu/gsb/history/gsb-icing

If you see behavior deemed suspicious by the bylines of GSB doctrine:
Again, do not panic.  Notify the organizer or take vigilante action. 
Laptops, in particular are a threat to GSB and should be summarily 
removed from the grounds by any means necessary.  Note: GSB is not 
responsible for lost or damaged property.  Also see addendum 2.718b to 
the laptop guidelines which explicitly allow the use of laptops for the 
purposes of online stalking as ruled in the precedent of GSB vs TAH in 
the case of the misc phone number posted on GSB turf.

In the event that the fridge is empty:
At this point, panic is appropriate.  Grab your towel, and dry away your 
tears.  If this does not make you feel better wet the end of your towel 
in the sink and slap the organizers until they fetch more supplies. 
Since all hell has broken loose at this point relax and peruse the web 
page: http://projects.csail.mit.edu/gsb for amusement and personal 
gratification until such time as supplies are replenished.

Come discuss these and other emergency GSB scenarios at this weeks 
convocation of the GSB safety committee to be held at:

           +-                                                  -+
             girl scout benefit -+-  5:30 pm  -+- 32-G9 lounge
           +-                                                  -+

              For those coming from elsewhere: Building 32 is
               <http://whereis.mit.edu/map-jpg?selection=32>
          Once you are in 32, just take the G-elevator to the 9th
      floor and we will be in the lounge that you will be looking at
                    <http://projects.csail.mit.edu/gsb>










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