Statoogle.com

[Mike Oltmans <moltmans@>]

This morning Google.com announced a new product that they call 
Statoogle.com to allow people around the world to locate people, places 
and things in MIT's new Stata Center.  The simple interface allows 
people to quickly search for where they are, where their adviser is or 
even when the last time they went to the bathroom was.  This information 
will be efficiently logged by RFID tags and mined by Google's patented 
search technology.  You can perform queries such as "Where is room 239?" 
"Where is Mike?" "Where did my laptop go and who took it?"  "What is the 
name of the idiot plastering his face against my office window trying to 
see what web page I'm browsing?"  In a statement from a Google 
representative, "Our only outstanding bug is that Stallman has not yet 
been located and all queries pertaining to him will have to be returned 
unanswered.  We have hired a swat team to work on this issue."

The initial release party of Statoogle.com will be held tonight at the 
second ever Statafied:

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             girl scout benefit -+-  5:30 pm  -+- 32-G9 lounge
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              For those coming from elsewhere: Building 32 is
               <http://whereis.mit.edu/map-jpg?selection=32>
          Once you are in 32, just take the G-elevator to the 9th
      floor and we will be in the lounge that you will be looking at