F3ll0w Do0dZ

[mmcgeach at csail.mit.edu (Michael McGeachie)]

F3ll0w Do0dZ, 

Our cover is blown.  Microsoft has published a guide to leetspeak.  Our
modernized font-phonetic pig-latin of subcultural communication has thrust
its troglodytic cranium into the omniscient gaze of Big Brother, making
itself known.  And lo, their knowledge runs deep:

"ph": often replaces "f," as in "phear" for "fear" (as in "ph34r my l33t
skillz") and vice versa, such as spelling "phonetic" as "f0|\|371(."

( see http://www.microsoft.com/athome/security/children/kidtalk.mspx )


This requires a drastic shift.  We invoke plan-B.  From now on, Leetspeak is
dead.  Never again shall we say "fear my leet skills" to a n00b.  We switch
henceforth and immediately to d00dspeak.  From now on, it will be "Presz mei
r4w Str3ngthZ, w34k SaUs."  Questions can be directed to anyone displaying
the secret hand sign at this week's...


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